Eating Tacks and Hitting On Sharks

SUPER_VEGETA: **coughs up blood**
KyasurinF: ....WHAT?!?!?!
SUPER_VEGETA: um
SUPER_VEGETA: coughs up blood?
KyasurinF: why?
SUPER_VEGETA: I ate a box of tacks
SUPER_VEGETA: that's why
KyasurinF: you der der der
SUPER_VEGETA: my breath was bad
SUPER_VEGETA: so my roommate offered me some tacs
KyasurinF: .....well brush your teeth next time you der der der way to go now your breath smells like blood
SUPER_VEGETA: but they weren't the minty kind...
KyasurinF: those have a tic in the front
KyasurinF: TIC tacs
SUPER_VEGETA: and hey, sharks find me very attractive
KyasurinF: yeah, for EATING
SUPER_VEGETA: how do you know? do you talk to them?
SUPER_VEGETA: no
SUPER_VEGETA: so shut up
KyasurinF: nah ah i talk to sharks all the time im like dr.doolittle
SUPER_VEGETA: she said I look delectable
SUPER_VEGETA: it was very sweet
KyasurinF: who the shark?
SUPER_VEGETA: yes
KyasurinF: youre a retard
SUPER_VEGETA: she wants to have dinner with me sometime
SUPER_VEGETA: so she said
KyasurinF: dinner of you you mean
SUPER_VEGETA: yep, I'm quite the hot one today
KyasurinF: after cooking?
SUPER_VEGETA: I don't cook
SUPER_VEGETA: except spaghetti-os
KyasurinF: no after youre cooked by the shark
SUPER_VEGETA: sharks don't cook either, they live underwater
SUPER_VEGETA: you der der der
KyasurinF: thats why they like to boil people

Now how's that for weird?