I began talking to Will about college (prior to what your about to read) and trying to convince him to come to the Univ. of Memphis. This is how the conversation went down:
joe444477: cool, man we'd have a good time if u came to the M-town
do i have to become black?
can i still listen to rap metal?
joe444477: Nathan and I have been black for awhile now, and Lydge just became black when i found out she had a pink suit
maybe, depends
i will be the fourth
depends on what?
joe444477: i will have to scan it to make sure it is appropriate for "pimpin" and such
i think it will be "pimpin"
joe444477: u gotta get spinnaz on your hub caps
joe444477: and u have to knock out you front tooths with a hammer and then get gold ones put in their place
but i want them punched out
not hit out with a hammer
joe444477: and u have to drive around the Univ of Memphis and annoy everybody by turning your stereo to full blast and roll down your windows, i will warn u though, 3 trips around campus and u'll be deaf
my truck has a single speaker
and am radio only
joe444477: and u have to become really stupid, like u cant pronounce anything right and u cant try in school, and u have to not know anything at all, and sound like a retard when u talk to people
Will: okay, i can definitely do that
that one is to easy
joe444477: listen to Shawne Williams speak if u have any trouble with that
joe444477: its harder than u think, i've tried it and i just cant make myself as stupid as i need to be
dang
but don't worry about me
joe444477: basketball player, he was the starting PF
o yea, one more thing
u have to buy clothes that are 4 sizes too big
joe444477: this is a real turn-off for the girls
joe444477: but its what being a black person means u gotta do
Will: sorry, no turn off for girls
joe444477: u have to be holding up your pants everytime u walk
Will: sorry, but, girls are more important
:)
joe444477: (sadly i have seen quite a few people having to do this)
i would agree, but remember Lydge is black, so the girls are in with us
if Brittany becomes black then your set
Will: well, just some of them
joe444477: we can make the rest of the girls black
Will: okay, if britt does, but she is to country to do that
joe444477: she can be like cowboy troy
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Man! Way to post something while I was in the process of copying in a chat room we did a while back... I took it down as not to compete with you for comments. (You're welcome)
Oh, and this is a pretty funny one.
lol, i read your post and commented on it before you deleted it. ;)
lol. That was interesting.
Two posts at the same time.
hahaha.
can i be black, too?
I am not black!! And I do NOT have a pink suit!!
Gracie, didn't you just contradict what you said a few seconds earlier. You need a pink suit to be black.
hahaha. poor Lydia.
so....sup mah gnomies? hehehe.
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