Joe4444's Lessons on Being a Black Person

I began talking to Will about college (prior to what your about to read) and trying to convince him to come to the Univ. of Memphis. This is how the conversation went down:

joe444477: cool, man we'd have a good time if u came to the M-town

Will: lol

do i have to become black?

joe444477: yes

Will: okay

can i still listen to rap metal?

joe444477: Nathan and I have been black for awhile now, and Lydge just became black when i found out she had a pink suit

maybe, depends

Will: okay

i will be the fourth

depends on what?

joe444477: i will have to scan it to make sure it is appropriate for "pimpin" and such

Will: okay

i think it will be "pimpin"

joe444477: u gotta get spinnaz on your hub caps

Will: no

maybe on the harely

:)

joe444477: lol

that'd be awesome

Will: lol

i have seen them

joe444477: and u have to knock out you front tooths with a hammer and then get gold ones put in their place

Will: okay

but i want them punched out

not hit out with a hammer

joe444477: and u have to drive around the Univ of Memphis and annoy everybody by turning your stereo to full blast and roll down your windows, i will warn u though, 3 trips around campus and u'll be deaf

Will: lol

my truck has a single speaker

and am radio only

joe444477: and u have to become really stupid, like u cant pronounce anything right and u cant try in school, and u have to not know anything at all, and sound like a retard when u talk to people

Will: okay, i can definitely do that

that one is to easy

joe444477: listen to Shawne Williams speak if u have any trouble with that

Will: who is he?

joe444477: its harder than u think, i've tried it and i just cant make myself as stupid as i need to be

Will: really?

dang

but don't worry about me

joe444477: basketball player, he was the starting PF

o yea, one more thing

u have to buy clothes that are 4 sizes too big

Will: what is that

joe444477: this is a real turn-off for the girls

Will: only 4?

joe444477: but its what being a black person means u gotta do

Will: sorry, no turn off for girls

joe444477: u have to be holding up your pants everytime u walk

Will: sorry, but, girls are more important :)

joe444477: (sadly i have seen quite a few people having to do this)

i would agree, but remember Lydge is black, so the girls are in with us

if Brittany becomes black then your set

Will: well, just some of them

joe444477: we can make the rest of the girls black

Will: okay, if britt does, but she is to country to do that

joe444477: she can be like cowboy troy

An Apology

For those of you that read the latest post, I would like to say the we are sorry. I hope that you all will forgive us for that. I did not realise who stupid that was until I reread that. I believe we brought Bro. Guess in because he is a Godly man and anyone who knows him would realise how stupid we were being. I didn't not intend any harm and hope that none will befall him. I want to again apologise for the mindless things we did and hope that we may be forgiven.

God bless, and may God forgive us also.

Poor Lappy

will: yeah
i just randomly get on and off :)
Lydia: yep
but so do I
will: lol
stupid computers
Lydia: amen
will: i am sorry lappy, i didn't mean it
Lydia: yeah you did
will: shush! lappy might hear you
Lydia: HE MEANT IT LAPPY!
Will hates you!
will: No i didn't!
don't believe her
what ever you do, don't believer her
i love you so much
Lydia: yeah right, it doesn't believe you
will: then how am i still talking to you?
Lydia: it decided to give you another chance
will: sure it did
i mean, yes
it is a loving and kind laptop
Lydia: :) well that's good
will: lol

Yo?

What happened to the previous post? that was perhaps the best one I've ever seen on this blog...