Cloud Hater's Club

ratherbnapping: i think we need to make a club
ratherbnapping: a cloud hating club
SUPER_VEGETA: sweet, I'm in
ratherbnapping: everyone who wants to join has to !xecd#i%xeom
ratherbnapping: we've already done that
SUPER_VEGETA: ok, sounds like a plan
SUPER_VEGETA: do we personally invite people, or is it a public invitation?
ratherbnapping: hmm
ratherbnapping: we'll tell them they can join, but they've got to figure out how to get in
SUPER_VEGETA: ooh, good plan

Bee Mor Hipur

pancakes

ratherBnapping88: argh
super_vegeta@mac.com: argh?
ratherBnapping88: im so tired of this silly mono
super_vegeta@mac.com: is that a pun?
ratherBnapping88: lol i didnt even notice
super_vegeta@mac.com: guess not...
ratherBnapping88: well we can pretend i intended it
super_vegeta@mac.com: oh ok
ratherBnapping88: cuz then im cool
super_vegeta@mac.com: :-/
ratherBnapping88: what
ratherBnapping88: u dont think im cool
super_vegeta@mac.com: hmm, well I know making bad puns isn't
ratherBnapping88: but that was a super good pun
super_vegeta@mac.com: oh
super_vegeta@mac.com: well ok then
super_vegeta@mac.com: but how cool does that get?
ratherBnapping88: mostly cool
super_vegeta@mac.com: like, are you Frosty?
super_vegeta@mac.com: or a McFlurry?
ratherBnapping88: prolly closer to a frosty
super_vegeta@mac.com: oh ok
super_vegeta@mac.com: I don't know why you get a straw with those...

ratherBnapping88: o jellybeans
super_vegeta@mac.com: jellybeans?
ratherBnapping88: hows that for an exclamation!
super_vegeta@mac.com: sure
ratherBnapping88: what kind of an answer is sure
ratherBnapping88: dont u know how to exclaim!
super_vegeta@mac.com: oh
super_vegeta@mac.com: um
ratherBnapping88: *sigh*
super_vegeta@mac.com: unicorn!
ratherBnapping88: hahahaha
ratherBnapping88: u wanna here something funny
super_vegeta@mac.com: sure
ratherBnapping88: i just did a google search for the unicorn in the garden story right before u said that
super_vegeta@mac.com: whoa
super_vegeta@mac.com: that's not funny
super_vegeta@mac.com: it's creepy
ratherBnapping88: y are they called unicorns instead of unihorns
ratherBnapping88: doesnt uni mean one
ratherBnapping88: yup it does
super_vegeta@mac.com: yes...
ratherBnapping88: they dont have one corn
super_vegeta@mac.com: you don't know that
super_vegeta@mac.com: they could
ratherBnapping88: im lookin at pictures and i dont see any corn
super_vegeta@mac.com: did you check their feet?
ratherBnapping88: i see no corns
super_vegeta@mac.com: hmm
super_vegeta@mac.com: maybe in their teeth
ratherBnapping88: hey theres a picture of a gazelle
super_vegeta@mac.com: you mean a bicorn?
ratherBnapping88: gazelles are not the same as unicorns
ratherBnapping88: and no
ratherBnapping88: this one is a reatarded uni horn
ratherBnapping88: would u look at that
ratherBnapping88: im quite retarded myself
super_vegeta@mac.com: well, I wasn't going to say anything...
ratherBnapping88: i am not laughing
super_vegeta@mac.com: ...
ratherBnapping88: what a mean and terrible implication
ratherBnapping88: ok so really im giggling
super_vegeta@mac.com: I see...

super_vegeta@mac.com: that turned out great
super_vegeta@mac.com: you created a monster
ratherBnapping88: y thankyou
ratherBnapping88: im very proud of myself
super_vegeta@mac.com: I'ma call you Dr. Frosty Frankenstein

ratherBnapping88: ima search for something else
super_vegeta@mac.com: ok
ratherBnapping88: guess what i searched for
super_vegeta@mac.com: penguins
ratherBnapping88: nope
super_vegeta@mac.com: well you should
ratherBnapping88: pretty close
ratherBnapping88: come on keep guessing
super_vegeta@mac.com: pelicans
ratherBnapping88: um no
super_vegeta@mac.com: zebras
ratherBnapping88: pancakes!
super_vegeta@mac.com: see, I was right!
ratherBnapping88: yup
ratherBnapping88: ur so smart
super_vegeta@mac.com: that's what my mommy tells me
ratherBnapping88: aww what a great mom for such a special boy
ratherBnapping88: hahaha
ratherBnapping88: im not laughing at u
super_vegeta@mac.com: ...
ratherBnapping88: these pancakes are so funny
ratherBnapping88: jk
ratherBnapping88: im laughing at u
ratherBnapping88: hahaha
super_vegeta@mac.com: jerk
ratherBnapping88: stupid head
ratherBnapping88: hahahaha
super_vegeta@mac.com: :`(
ratherBnapping88: hahaha
ratherBnapping88: jk
super_vegeta@mac.com: *sniff* it's ok...

ratherBnapping88: hahahhahahahahahahalololololololhahaha
ratherBnapping88: *dies of a heart attack*
ratherBnapping88: guess what!
super_vegeta@mac.com: oh boy...
super_vegeta@mac.com: what?
ratherBnapping88: i came back to life!

Pancreas

Sadly this conversation was started by a Homestar Runner joke, but I laughed, maybe you will too...


trulyours: yes very good and im woundering y ur not saying... "y r u so happy"
SUPER_VEGETA: mostly just to make you wonder
SUPER_VEGETA: besides that, I already know why you're so happy
trulyours: hahha
trulyours: thats a good answer
SUPER_VEGETA: obviously it's because you're talking to me
trulyours: HAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT
trulyours: jk
SUPER_VEGETA: !
trulyours: but seriously no
SUPER_VEGETA: what?
SUPER_VEGETA: then why are you so happy?
trulyours: (cough) per (cogh) sonal (cough cough)
SUPER_VEGETA: I knew it!
trulyours: srry did i have something in my throught?
trulyours: must have
SUPER_VEGETA: I don't know, but it appears you have no pancreas
SUPER_VEGETA: want to buy one?
trulyours: ???
SUPER_VEGETA: I'll sell you a pancreas
SUPER_VEGETA: since you don't have one
trulyours: what the y dont i have one??
SUPER_VEGETA: I don't know, but I didn't see it in there...
SUPER_VEGETA: maybe you lost it
trulyours: wha??
SUPER_VEGETA: your pancreas
trulyours: what does it do??
SUPER_VEGETA: secretes digestive enzymes
SUPER_VEGETA: in your stomach
trulyours: eeww what do those do?
SUPER_VEGETA: they break up your food
trulyours: o ok
trulyours: i take a pill for that
SUPER_VEGETA: oh, I see...
SUPER_VEGETA: well, maybe you won't have to if you get a pancreas...
trulyours: yeah i gtg c yeah
SUPER_VEGETA: ok, bye
SUPER_VEGETA: let me know if you want that pancreas

A Gpht Post

ratherbnapping88: i made a new post
SUPER_VEGETA: cool
SUPER_VEGETA: been a while
ratherbnapping88: um actually only about half an hour
SUPER_VEGETA: ah
SUPER_VEGETA: lol
SUPER_VEGETA: i just read it
ratherbnapping88: dont u mean them
SUPER_VEGETA: no, just the new one
ratherbnapping88: the new new one
SUPER_VEGETA: yeah
SUPER_VEGETA: the newest newer new new one
SUPER_VEGETA: that looks ridiculous
SUPER_VEGETA: new is a dumb-looking word
ratherbnapping88: ur right
ratherbnapping88: lets make a new one
ratherbnapping88: thats not new
SUPER_VEGETA: a ___ one?
ratherbnapping88: we could put a t on the end and a g at the beginning
SUPER_VEGETA: gnepht
SUPER_VEGETA: or not...
SUPER_VEGETA: um
ratherbnapping88: i think it should lose the n and the e
ratherbnapping88: gpht
SUPER_VEGETA: um
ratherbnapping88: is the gpht word
SUPER_VEGETA: ok
SUPER_VEGETA: how do you pronounce that?
SUPER_VEGETA: gufet?
ratherbnapping88: um triangle
SUPER_VEGETA: oh ok
ratherbnapping88: now that thats settled
SUPER_VEGETA: ok, I read both your gpht posts now

In Color

I think I'm gonna make me a sandwich

RATHERBNAPPING: letters keep runnin off my keyboard
RATHERBNAPPING: and switchin themselves around
SUPER_VEGETA: um
SUPER_VEGETA: that's not right
RATHERBNAPPING: i know
SUPER_VEGETA: did you get a virus?
RATHERBNAPPING: they shall be punished
RATHERBNAPPING: no
SUPER_VEGETA: did you get 400000 viruses?
RATHERBNAPPING: yes
RATHERBNAPPING: very yes
SUPER_VEGETA: lol
SUPER_VEGETA: I agree they should be punished
RATHERBNAPPING: if only i could find them . . .
SUPER_VEGETA: ...
SUPER_VEGETA: scary
SUPER_VEGETA: they could be watching you
SUPER_VEGETA: plotting their attack
SUPER_VEGETA: they might know you're after them
RATHERBNAPPING: well ist a good thing my poor and exploded brain has no room to worry about is
RATHERBNAPPING: i give up
SUPER_VEGETA: lol

SUPER_VEGETA: Vasant's computer is making noises...
SUPER_VEGETA: I don't know where he went...
SUPER_VEGETA: it's creepy
RATHERBNAPPING: yeah that would be
SUPER_VEGETA: it's like, coughing over there
SUPER_VEGETA: digital coughs
SUPER_VEGETA: I think it's dying
RATHERBNAPPING: aww
RATHERBNAPPING: r u gonna go to the funeral
SUPER_VEGETA: no
SUPER_VEGETA: I'm still mad about all the times he left loud rap music playing on it and then left for an hour or so
RATHERBNAPPING: mhy neck cant hold up my head anymore
RATHERBNAPPING: yeah you should hav ekilled it
RATHERBNAPPING: putit out of its misery
RATHERBNAPPING: poor thing
SUPER_VEGETA: that reminds me, I need one of those travel neck pillows
SUPER_VEGETA: um
SUPER_VEGETA: that doesn't
SUPER_VEGETA: the other thing...
SUPER_VEGETA: but yes, it should be put down
SUPER_VEGETA: it has no screen as it is
SUPER_VEGETA: I'm not sure what's happened there...
SUPER_VEGETA: it's the body of a laptop wired to a mismatching monitor
RATHERBNAPPING: wow
SUPER_VEGETA: yeah, the real screen is all busted up
SUPER_VEGETA: it's crazy
RATHERBNAPPING: o my
SUPER_VEGETA: probably from too much dr. dre or something
RATHERBNAPPING: yeah
SUPER_VEGETA: if I go to bed now, I still get 9 hours of sleep...
SUPER_VEGETA: I think I'm gonna make me a sandwich